Endorsed By Aquaman

Like most people I'm totally down with preventing babies and STDs. And I think it's safe to say that I'd like an excuse to make my penis the center of attention. I suppose I'd even be down with buying something that makes my penis look a bit more "artsy" but I'm really not sure how I feel about making it look like a dolphin: Intellx Dolphin
Dolphin(TM) Condom from Intellx

Other wacky shapes also available!