Friday, July 11, 2008

Endorsed By Aquaman

Like most people I'm totally down with preventing babies and STDs. And I think it's safe to say that I'd like an excuse to make my penis the center of attention. I suppose I'd even be down with buying something that makes my penis look a bit more "artsy" but I'm really not sure how I feel about making it look like a dolphin: Intellx Dolphin
Dolphin(TM) Condom from Intellx


Other wacky shapes also available!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I take great care to ensure my vagina does not smell fishy. I will not allow a dolphin near it... even if a dolphin is a mammal.

I vote you keep your penis dolphin-free, even if it won't be anywhere near my vagina.