Monday, July 21, 2008

Motley Love

Please add "with money" to the end of this headline:


Mick Mars

Maybe it really is love. Maybe I'm just a skeptical prick, but it just sounds a bit suspicious to me.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Here She Is

I know I mentioned awhile back that I would include some photos of the new ride. Here you go (finally):





Slightly cooler than walking or riding my bike I guess.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Endorsed By Aquaman

Like most people I'm totally down with preventing babies and STDs. And I think it's safe to say that I'd like an excuse to make my penis the center of attention. I suppose I'd even be down with buying something that makes my penis look a bit more "artsy" but I'm really not sure how I feel about making it look like a dolphin: Intellx Dolphin
Dolphin(TM) Condom from Intellx


Other wacky shapes also available!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

A Whole Lotta 4th

As always, it's been awhile.

Let's see, what have I been doing since last post? Well, it was the 4th of July. I worked during the day and then caught fireworks at night. My first fireworks viewing the The Cleve. Not bad. Certainly it was no New York, but really fireworks on any level do me good.

Saturday I went on a tour of one of the bridges here in Cleveland. Sounds boring or corny, but it was actually pretty cool. The bridge has a rather unknown second level that supported trolleys back in the day. Now that level is just a rarely opened museum. I want the trolleys back!

After that it was a quick stop at the market so I could have some of my peeps over for some grilling and whatnot. We played some cornhole, ate some burgers, dogs, brats, chips, etc. I got pretty drunk. But not as drunk as possible, so I then ventured on to another party where I reclaimed my beer pong crown from a couple of co-workers. That felt good. What did not was the awful hangover I had the next day. It seems that 12+ hours of drinking doesn't equate into a productive next day.

Unproductive really doesn't even describe it correctly. I was useless. I felt awful. I didn't get out of bed until close to noon and then when I did get up I went to the beach and just laid around sweating and fighting of vomit.

Good times.

Friday, July 4, 2008

You're treading on me ... And you're not supposed to

Happy 4th.


Keep the treading to a minimum or I will totally go America all over your asses.