Sorry I Stole Your Stuff (Including This Awesome Shirt)

I'm not in NYC anymore, but I still love reading the retarded shit that goes on there. This blurb from the New York Post's NYPD Daily Blotter is pretty classic:

Cops say Isaac Kumar is a penitent burglar.

Kumar, 36, allegedly broke into an apartment on 21st Street near Sixth Avenue while the occupant was out of town early last month and swiped about $8,000 worth of camera equipment and a shirt.

Days later, the victim returned home, discovered the break-in and spotted Kumar wearing his shirt, according to a court complaint. Later, Kumar allegedly returned the equipment to the victim's doorman with a note saying he was sorry.

On April 3, Kumar surrendered to police and made a full confession, cops said. A DA spokeswoman said Kumar was charged with burglary.