The Illustration Says It All

I was looking at the news section of Google today and among the headlines was this:

I had to do a second look to confirm that the illustration was for real.  It certainly was.  And it's great.

I am guessing Google just takes an arbitrary image from related stories without any real human interaction or concern.  So although the top link is from USA Today, the illustration letting us know what this salami was going to result in came from dBTechno here:  Salami Recalled Over Fear Of Salmonella Bacteria

I don't want to tell you how to run your life, salmonella head, but you might want to get that ass closer to the toilet.